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1. Women are attracted to losers; men are attracted to ANYTHING.
2. The hero is never really mad until they hurt his girlfriend.
3. Female androids are sexy; male androids are....male androids.
4. The green-haired alien girl will always betray her people for the man she loves.
5. School uniforms are cool only when the collar is open.
6. A show without sexual tension isn't worth watching.
7. Love knows no race, species, or logic.
8. If it's homemade but tastes bad, grin and bury it (discreetly).
9. Never trust a huge corporation.
10. Never fall for the girl who names her mech with a French name.
11. Never fall in love with a psychic.
12. Sweating is a sure sign of stress.
13. Daydreaming leads to accidents.
14. The cute, fuzzy creature isn't what it seems.
15. There's nothing sexier than high heels on a mech.
16. If she sings, she's doomed.
17. War sucks.
18. You CAN have too many women.
19. Smart people wear glasses.
20. The less you care about sex, the more opportunities you'll get.
21. (Inversely, the harder you try, the less you'll get.)
22. When you die, make a long speech, and don't finish the last sentence.
23. Snow means love.
24. You always remember the sad endings.
25. Double suicide is romantic.
26. The girl with the curly hair is always the seductress.
27. If a sister falls in love with her brother, somewhere down the line you will discover that they're not blood related.
28. The guy in the baseball cap is always more powerful than he seems.
29. All demons/monsters have enormous genitalia.
30. All young children can pilot mecha, you just need to give them a few days.
31. The oldest sister is the nice one, the youngest sister is the brash one.
32. You can do anything to the human body as long as you hit the right pressure point.
33. Consuming enormous amounts of alcohol daily will never have ill effects.
34. TAKAHASHI'S LAW 1: Food is a powerful motivator.
35. When women are sent out to fight the bad guys, there's always a hunk busily watching over them, often in secret.
36. The longer it takes to say what your punch is called, the less effective it is.
37. The more possessive a woman gets, the less likely she will end up with the man of her dreams.
38. TAKAHASHI'S LAW 2: The two-foot-tall old geezer is someone to be feared.
39. The heroine must shred her clothes while transforming into something to fight the bad guys.
40. True evil can never be destroyed, only banished to some nether realm where it awakes after a few hundred years.
41. TAKAHASHI'S LAW 3: When being hit on the head, it's the most natural thing in the world to tuck your third and fourth fingers in while keeping the others extended.
42. Even the bravest souls can be made weak and helpless by the sight of a cute little puppy or kitten.
43. Never love a Gundam pilot : you're just destined for disappointment (or a funeral).
44. Never trust a guy with shiny teeth.
45. The vampire isn't _always_ the bad guy.
46. A samurai sword can cut through anything.
47. Any love interest will always be possesed by a demon.
48. Mallets can be stored anywhere on anybody.If the anime has the word "idol" in the title, then you know that it has to be good.
49. The hero always loses the first fight with a new enemy.
50. The song "Cry Me a River" takes on a whole new meaning.